Blow my whistle bitch

Who doesn't love the carnival vibe? Summer, lots of dancin, food which guarantees parasites it's just big. This tune almost instantly takes me back to the carnival feel, even though officially it's 'rave' - dance maybe but hardly rave. Also hands up if you can name the god awful man who sampled this for a no.1?

Expect to hear this at most Yo Mamas - and shake your tailfeather when the beat kicks in!

The Goodmen - Give it up

Top Down, Chromes Spinnin

We've been fortunate enough to meet the legend that is Jesse Tittsworth - unbelievably good guy and a man who's done more in getting Club music around than anyone else I can think of. He's dedicated to getting tunes out to people who want them, so he's brought this out for all y'all bmore heads to get down to:

The Clipse - When was the last time (Titts Remix)

Juke dem juke dem

Juke's a weird one, there is a lootttt of terrible juke out there. For a while a lot of people were turning out juke remixes of classic tunes, which were just juke beats under a really badly cut sample. Luckily if you get into it you find some real nice classics, like this piece of ass from DJ Assault:

DJ Assault - Yo Relatives

I'll buy your man a cigar

Probably, naw, definitely one of my favourite bmore tracks of all time this, the energy is just utterly utterly tits. If I ever find a viable mp3 you lovely people will be the first to know. Promise.

This Saturday!

Get your mind right, get your moves ready, and lets do dat ding.

To get you in the mode check out this mix from scratchers delight, makes me realise Bmore DJs in the UK are all stuck in pretty much the same situation as they've got the records I've got!! Hype to them for a big mix!

Scratchers Bmore Delight

1/ Dikulous: U Know What To Doo
2/ Rod Lee: Understand
3/ Tittsworth: In Yo Face
4/ Dave Nada: Spell On You
5/ Technics: What Not What
6/ Tittsworth: September
7/ DJ Ayres: Go Back
8/ Technics: Mr Postman
9/ KW Griff: Respect
10/ Dave Nada: Where Brooklyn At?
11/ DJ Ayres: One More Time
12/ Curtis Vodka: Love Me Or Hate Me
13/ Tittsworth: Brains
14/ Scottie B: Find A Way
15/ Diplo: Wassup Wassup Feat; Rye Rye
16/ Sammy Bananas: Dat Funk
17/ Jim Sharp: Champion Junglist Sound
18/ D**kline & Red Polo: Let It Bump (Hydroz RMX)
19/ Slybeats: Baltimore Pimpin
20/ Rampage: Real Love

Found on Baltimore Club 

Get Off!

Booman has felt the spirit of charidee this season and posted a big fat folder of all his remixes on lowbee, ain't that just beyutiful. My personal favourite of the crop is this little hype track, one for everyone to crank to in their front rooms...

DJ Booman - PDiddy Get Off

We've also got an amazing set of Yo Mama's coming up in the new year, including sets from DJ Impakt (Chateaux Les Teuf) and a collaboration with our favourite night in London, Ain't It Black, along with the frankly incredible DJ Guy guesting with his award winning Booty sets, so keep it plugged on the facebook group

Who needs a new tee?

It's always a good day when you find a new clothing shop, I've been stressing about where to pick up some fresh attire but luckily discovered imperious rex on Roman Road, they've got some tasty goods including baltimore club related vibes, which is an amazing find. 

They are milkcrate related, and I'm not the biggest fan of Mr LaCrate after he walked off stage last year when the crowd wasn't big enough for him - cock - but this tee was just too good to miss. They've got plenty of other amazing bits and pieces for you to check out so hop on it at  their website

Full of Turkey

It's cold, it's dark, and I'm full of dead bird. Clearly it's time for some Brazilian party music, yes that has no connection to my circumstances, but neither does your mum. Suck out.

DJ Sandrinho - Medley Funk Carioca

It's a 128 version, to get the real 320 deal head over to our favourite conveyer of Baile Funk and Baltimore Club clek clek boom!

Booty Christmas

anyone who says christmas sucks needs to get their head examined. A few days off, an excuse to eat as much as possible, and a whole ton of amazing parties to go to. WHATCHU TALKIN BOUT BOI?

And most importantly, it gives all the producers a license to be as dumb as they want!

I don't usually do this, but uh....

It's Sunday, Yo Mama was incredible, so let's play what if. What if, Quagmire from Family Guy fell in a blender with a Breakbeat. Voila.

DJ Sega - Glenn's Theme

Full Club

Uuuuuggghhhhh this is so incredible. Everytime we've played this out someone's asked who made it, and GT has been amazing and let us post it up here. So let's revisit the vibe:

Gangstarr - Full Clip

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Baltimore Club

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Banger. BangerBangerBanger

GET IT NOW!

GrandTheft - Full Club

and hit up his myspace here

Jingle Bells, jingle bells....

For those who don't know, some of the Yo Mama crew are also members of the almost impossibly massive Tomb Crew. They've recently been kind enough to put out a remix fo jingle bells for everyone to skank out to during the festive season, isn't that nice of them?

So get this tune on, dig out your Santa hat and we'll see you in Catch Bar on Saturday for the Xxxmas Yo Mama - mince pies, snow, everything you could possible want. Hype!!

Tomb Crew - Jingle Hells Bells BMore remix

Hit up their myspace here

Christmas is coming...

So here's an early present! Definite hotness from bounce camp, fun, danceable, everything good wrapped into a nice bmore package. Check out his page he's big in the game!

And on some big news, looks like there might be snow forecast for the next yo mama, and yes snow INSIDE the bar. Big!

Bounce Camp - Let You Go



and their page:

Bounce Camp Myspace

BMore classics

Baltimore Club ain't exactly something new, it's been around since the early 90's, and sometimes, a little history is good to learn. So here's a real original classic from back in the day - definitely one all the BMore heads should have in their collection - check out the hip house influences on it, incredible!

The Blapps Posse - Don't Hold Back

While we're on classics, we only just saw this, the roots watching an awful awful video - man if you want to investigate and look up what they're watching feel free. But its real. It's definitely real.

What you mean you don't got this?

We hit up work it the other day, amazing night, incredible vibes and huge dollops of old school 90's hip hop and R&B - exactly the kind of thing we love at Yo Mama: Everyone was dancing, hyping, partying like you should! Anyways, put me in the mood for some old school business, been listening to a lot of Full Force, Lady of Rage, Onyx, Slick Rick, and of course, Fu Schnickens. I hope no one notices me posting this, but if you don't have it you need it in your life:

Fu Schnickens - Tru Fu Schnick

here it comes....

Yo Mama always loved a good party...

Oooh this is going to be a big one, there's been a few remixes of Daft Punk out and about before - including a real nice remix by Tittsworth - but this is just nuts. Cop it while you can!

BMore Time - Laidback Luke

Yo Mama looks real fat today

Vibes from previous Yo Mamas, don't miss the next one on the 13th of December!

watch my feet

Ice Cream

This track got some mmaaaddd love at the last yo mama, and ever since it found it's way onto my itunes there's been a few trips down the shops for cornettos. Man I miss the summer. 

Mr Ice Cream (DJ Waxmaster Juke Remix) - Soft Tigers